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Apr152012

To Drop or Not to Drop

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For most of us it’s past the point of a clean get away. So, you have to make a decision to ride this rollercoaster marathon for four months, give or take, or have them write W on your permanent records. No pressure in the decision right? When it gets to this point, there’s no real joy in making a decision that could affect the rest of your life because there’s no definitive answer. The first thing that runs through our mind is, “Shit, I’m gonna get a W on my record, medical school admissions will basically think I’m a failure and couldn’t do it!” And if you have any investment of emotions in this, I’m sure your head comes up with even more elegant words and phrases. Or, “I failed my first exam in this class and it’s affecting all my other classes, I have this, this and that extracurricular, I don’t want a W, I have to stick it out, I have to study harder. I’m just gonna get no sleep for the next three months and lock myself in my room.”

While making your decision, remember everyone has different stories applying to medical school and with that admission’s committees have the tough job of deciphering through those and making a decision based on the whole package and not just the numbers.

It’s not the end of the world

When you’re making the decision to drop a class and the stress that you’re going through in your life, it can be a pretty traumatic experience. This is the rest of your life that we’re talking about. Some of us have wanted this for a few years and some of us have wanted this as long as we can remember and now it’s finally at the point where every day and every hour counts; which is absolutely right. Getting a W sucks, but it’s not the end of the world. It’s going to be a brief four month period, give or take a few months plus the break in between and then you hit it hard next semester. You’ve lived for roughly twenty years, you have a lot of achievements and you’re going to have many more in the future. If you do end up getting one, take it, deal with what happened, and move on to the next semester.

Yes, it’s not a great idea to rack up W’s like their candy because medical schools may look at that and ask why you need to drop coursework so much, but if it really came down to it, there are many things you can do to make up for shortcomings in your stats. You’ll be okay, we promise; in the long run you’ll laugh about it and wonder why you thought it was such a big deal.

The Benefits of Stress

Despite what we all think, stress is great for our bodies. From a biological standpoint, if there was no stress, our bodies would be at equilibrium and we would cease to exist. When we want to lose weight or get toned muscles, what do we do? We work out. And why do we work out? We work out to stress our bodies, if we want more muscle and we lift weights to get more muscle, our bodies are adapting to the new found physical stress. Your muscles are building bigger so it can handle the stress of lifting those weights.

We want to do the same thing when we study. We don’t know as much about the mind as we do the muscles but we know a few things. Long-term potentiation is a student’s best strategy for this. It refers to creating neural synapses in the brain that will hold memories. When we study, we want to stress our mind to build skills such as memory, cognition, critical thinking, and all those wonderful words. Those words are the muscles of the mind, they’re your scholarly biceps, triceps, and quadriceps, they’re what you need for a toned mind that is ready for the competition (midterms).

Studying is great. Putting in long hours is preparing you not only for later in your bachelors but for medical school. Not having enough time for everything. Not having much of a life (sucks but most of the time it’s what it takes for science majors). Worrying about midterms and exams and how you’re going to do on them is great, it’s healthy. It’s training you to be a functioning human being that can contribute so much for society. This is why three semesters later you make comments like, “Oh my gosh, I feel like I have no time for anything, I had so much time in gen chem, those classes were so much easier.” Because you’ve stressed your mind, you’ve trained it to do better and better and better and this is the entire purpose of education. Stress is healthy.

The Torture in Overwhelmed

Stress is fun, overwhelmed is not. Biologically, you can have a whole army of things working against you, increased cortisol levels, decreased immune function, decreased ability to learn and remember things (counter-productive right?), and if it persists long enough decreased functioning in organ systems. Psychologically, a decreased ability to cope with normal life situations increased panic / anxiety attacks, decreased ability for time management. Already it seems like the side-effects for a drug commercial, the only thing I didn’t list is dysentery and death.

Being overwhelmed is not really helping you become a better person in the healthiest way and more often than not it’s going to work against you. The hardest part is figuring out whether or not you’re at this point. It seems like 9 times out of 10 most people aren’t overwhelmed and they’re just stressed, which is what makes it hard. Because 90% of the time everything is fine, it’s the 10% of the time, “Can I really do this or do I need to stop?”

Quick example, if it’s the first round of midterms and you feel like it’s finals week and you’re having panic attacks every day, you can’t keep the day straight and you can’t get a grasp on anything, and it’s just that you feel like you have no time, you have no time, you need to reevaluate. There’s a reason finals week is “only a week” and not sixteen weeks.

Are you just stressed and you can tough it out to build a better you or are you overwhelmed and it’s time to take a step back and slow down your journey to medical school to save yourself. To those who haven’t been in school for a long time, you’re going to get a lot of different perspectives from people. A lot of people are going to tell you to suck it up, stop complaining, and just do it. And sometimes you need that because 8 or 9 times out of 10 it’s just going to be stress. You’re going to get the other end of the spectrum too, “yeah maybe you shouldn’t do it and just drop.” Well, that’s not always good either because you have to push yourself in school. What are the odds that all these people really know you? What are the odds they really know everything you’re going through? They don’t know what you feel, they may not know your financial and family situations, they may not know how many hours you volunteer; they don’t know you.

Here’s a little personal anecdote to help drive the point home before the outro. I’ve been at the point of stressed where I didn’t think I could get it done, I worked the hardest I’ve ever worked before and I pulled off everything for that semester. I cut out everything and just did what I had to do. I’ve also been at the point of overwhelmed, for more than one semester, and it’s not fun. Don’t underestimate the sneakiness of post-traumatic stress disorder or some other psychological variant. Cut it before it gets worst and makes your journey unbearable. This journey is supposed to be amazing, exciting, rewarding, and fun; it’s much easier that way.

Good luck onfinals everyone. Keep up the great work and remember medical school is sooner than you think.

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    Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
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    Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
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    So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said ...
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    And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
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    If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
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    God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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    The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
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    We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
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    Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
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    Why don't you write books people can read?
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    Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
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    Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
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    If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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    They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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    Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
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    So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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    A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
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    Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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    The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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    The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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    Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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    As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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    To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
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    I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
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    Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
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    That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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    For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
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    Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
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    If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
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    I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
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    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
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    No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
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    Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
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    Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
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    Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
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    Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
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    Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
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    I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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    I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
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    Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
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    Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
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    Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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    It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
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    In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
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    Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
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    The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
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    A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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    I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
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    Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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    Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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    In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
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    Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
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    I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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    Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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    The truth is more important than the facts.
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    I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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    Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
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    In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
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    The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
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    The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
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    Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
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    Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
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    Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
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    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
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    No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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    Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
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    When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
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    Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
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    A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
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    Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
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    Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
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    True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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    To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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    Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
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    Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
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    The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
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    If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
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    Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
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    C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
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    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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    I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
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    The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
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    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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    If a man does his best, what else is there?
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    C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
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    Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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    A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
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    Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
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    Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.
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    When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
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    Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
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    Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
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    The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
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    The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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    It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
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    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
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    It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
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    All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
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    Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
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    Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
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    The covers of this book are too far apart.
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    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
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    Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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    All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
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    Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
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    Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
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    Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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    Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
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    Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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    If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
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    A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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    Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
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    My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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    My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
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    Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
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    I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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    All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
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    Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
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    If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
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    It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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    Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
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    I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
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    I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
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    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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    I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
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    Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
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    Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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    All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
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    We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
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    The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
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    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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    Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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    I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
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    Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
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    Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
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    The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
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    The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
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    Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
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    If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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    Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
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    Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
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    Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
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    To Drop or Not to Drop - Home - Pre-Med Hell
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    One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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    Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
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    A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
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    If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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    I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
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    If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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    A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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    I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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    That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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    When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
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    Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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    The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
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    When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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    The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
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    If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
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    In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
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    I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
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    I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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    I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
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    Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
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    A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
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    Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
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    When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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    Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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    Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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    He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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    Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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    When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
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    The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
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    The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
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    A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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    Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
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    Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
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    He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

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Sometimes these things work out to your advantage as it gives you something to talk about at interviews. Especially if you have a legitimate reason. Admissions people don't want robots.

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